On this day of celebration, I have outsourced my blog to Fat Jesus, as I have to focus for tomorrows mains. There will surely be more juicy blogs next week. For now, enjoy being told what to do.
Fat Jesus’ 10 Commandments:
1. Thou shalt all go BLACK Edition.
2. Thou shalt not covet your neighbours car.
3. Thou shalt not marshal like Spaniards or Italians.
4. Thou shalt run eTruggy. Tis brilliant.
5. Thou shalt only drink hot chocolate with coffee.
6. Thou shalt never case THE Quad.
7. Thou shalt enjoy THE Team Supper.